“We make yoyos. No ridiculous descriptions of the yoyo superpowers they’ll give you… because they won’t. They spin. You know the drill and what you like… so check out the yoyo pages, watch the team do some tricks, peep the hashtag #sfyoyos and maybe pick one up if it looks like something you’d be into. We’d love to see you slaying some combos on them because that’s what we make em for.”