A Look at the Freshly Dirty Fluke

A Look at the Freshly Dirty Fluke

I recently received a box from Freshly Dirty containing a Featherweight Canary and their latest yo-yo, the Fluke. After finally putting the FC down, I spent a fair amount of time throwing the Fluke, and it felt SO different from the FC that it took a bit of getting used to. This is by no means a bad thing, just a major difference in weight between the two yo-yos.

My Fluke is Freshly Dirty’s blasted pink colorway, and it’s so pretty I can’t keep my eyes off of it. It is a super organic shape, with an awesome design on the inner yo-yo to designate the “catch zone.” It feels slightly larger in the hand, and with a weight of 66g it’s not a rock on a string, but the weight can certainly be felt when it’s thrown. Now I’ll say the opposite of what I just said and say it feels light and floaty while playing with it.

So which is it? Both.

It’s so damn pretty

The Fluke’s weight can certainly be felt upon first throwing it, and when it returns to the hand. Otherwise, you would never be able to tell this throw is slightly heavier than normal. The rounded organic shape keeps catches comfortable, and you’re never in danger of hurting your hand with a powerful return. Surprisingly enough, the spin time on the Fluke is incredibly impressive.

The Fluke isn’t meant for competitive play. It is more of a laid back, go with the flow kind of throw. It’s got power, but it excels with a slightly light touch; with your pedal not quite to the metal. The blasted finish is perfect for grinds, and overall the Fluke can handle a large variety of tricks. It’s a great daily carry. Perfect for a chill afternoon with some tunes and a setlist of repeaters.

ZGRT Announces the Black Hole

ZGRT Announces the Black Hole

Zero Gravity Return Tops just announced the Black Hole over on the YoYoExpert Forums. Here’s what they had to say:

“Introducing the Black Hole – the pinnacle of precision and performance. This throw embodies the perfect balance of form, design and function.

The construction and design of the Black Hole fall into a meticulously creation to achieve an impeccably rounded cup enhancing both its aesthetic appeal and its dynamic capabilities as well as flawless weight distribution. The perfect round shape of the cup is not only visually stunning but also a delight to the touch and great for finger spinning.

We added nice and wide stainless steel rims to deliver powerful and long-lasting spins. The rims also have a blasted finish that mixes with the body of the throw and reduces friction when in contact with the hand. In terms of the weight, the Black Hole is in the 67g range for strength and stability, making it a formidable powerful beast.

Despite its weight, the Black Hole plays effortlessly maintaining its momentum and speed far longer than ordinary throws. The shape of the Black Hole brings a wide and slightly concave catch zone for a comfortable throwing and landing when doing a grinding.”

Specs:

  • Diameter: 55.7 mm
  • Width: 45.7 mm
  • Gap: 4.6 mm
  • Weight: 67.1g
  • Material: 7003 aluminum body and stainless steel rims.

There is no release date announced at this time. As seen in the comments below, preorders start February 11, 2025.

On Designing the Ring-Bearer’s Box

On Designing the Ring-Bearer’s Box

Mark from Mk1 Yoyos posted a great article on the YoYoExpert Forums on how he came up with the epic “hobbit hole” box for the Ring-Bearer.


I love working on yoyo packaging, and the Ring-Bearer carton went through a much longer process than most I’ve worked on.

My earliest concept was to use a gold on black box using the hexagon shape that most of my yoyos release in.

There’s also a print of the Hobbit with some cool green/blue/black/white art on it that I like a lot:

I shared this with Mag, they doodled up a cool concept:

Later, they had this brainstorm:

(Sketch by Mag)

I couldn’t fathom how to engineer that so we tried some more shape ideas.

(Sketch by Mag)

I mocked it up in paper.

Some test cuts.

Later I realized that this couldn’t fold flat after the one glue tab is set.

New idea, with mathematically allowable folding:

First test cut with packing tape window!

We decided that flipping it over the other way looked better.

Here’s how it looks in FreeCAD.

Improving the insert:

Here is Mag’s super important and lovely concept:

An early draft sliced up in Blender:

I learned how to “rig” a cardboard box via youtube tutorials.

I also bought some acetate sheet to cut test inserts out of:

A really cool infographic about the plants from NZ near where they filmed the LotR trilogy:

(By Mag)

These plants appear on the final box artwork!

The details that changed got smaller and smaller as time went on, until this finally went to print. I only made one major mistake! I hope you can find it on the box, haha!

One final photo, a stack of flat cartons:

Help Support the Archive in 2025

Help Support the Archive in 2025

The Yoyo Archive is a labor of love, but that doesn’t pay the bills! If you’re looking for a way to help the Archive out this year, please consider donating towards our hosting costs. Keeping the Archive up isn’t relatively costly, but we currently don’t have any budget at all.

In the future, once our costs are sufficiently covered, I’d love to use extra funds to give back to the community with giveaways, grants, etc…

The ultimate goal is to become an official Non-Profit, so we can do even more good!

A Look at the Freshly Dirty Featherweight Canary

A Look at the Freshly Dirty Featherweight Canary

Freshly’s Dirty’s Featherweight Canary is a bit of an oddity in my collection. It is an inner-ring bi-metal yo-yo with a diameter of around 54mm and a weight of only 55g. It also sports a D-size bearing. Light and unassuming, it looks and feels smaller than it is. It isn’t until you throw the Featherweight Canary that everything comes together.

A few weeks ago, I received a package from Freshly Dirty containing their newest yo-yo, the Fluke, and a yellow Featherweight Canary. I was super excited about the Fluke and interested in the latter, but not over the top. It sat in its box for a while as I gleefully took out the Fluke (review coming soon), slapped on one of my Throw-Yo strings, and put it through its paces. I made up a string for the Featherweight Canary a bit after, strung it up, and left it on my side table.

The next day I played with the Fluke some more, then decided to give the Featherweight a shot. It felt extremely light in my hands and, preferring heavier yo-yos, I was extremely skeptical if I would like this one. A couple of throws turned into a few tricks. A few tricks turned into a few more tricks. Those further tricks turned into me looking up new combos to try and learn. A few days later I was still throwing the Featherweight Canary.

My personal Featherweight Canary

Yes, it’s very light. However, the way it’s made, with its D bearing and inner bi-metal rings makes it perform amazingly. The Featherweight Canary is lightning-fast and incredibly stable. It’s comfortable in the hand and doesn’t hit so hard on the return due to how light it is. The inner bi-metal ring is unobtrusive, making the yo-yo feel more like a monometal while performing like a bi-metal. Spin times were impressive. I wasn’t quite expecting that.

Overall I’m quite surprised by this throw. It’s so much fun to play with, and has a ton of power, yet still feels laid back. It doesn’t feel like too much yo-yo for my mediocre skills like some other higher-end bi-metals I’ve played in the past. Freshly Dirty had a certain goal when making this yo-yo, and I think they’ve far exceeded it.